did you know that if you stare at this for more than 5 seconds it means that you’re gay?
too bad i said no homo
If you build a fort with me, I’ll let you fuck me in it.
i like that this doesn’t specify whether “pillow” or “actual defensive structure meant to protect an area against sustained attacks”
I thought of texting you
"good morning, I can’t sleep"
and then I remembered
that you are on a journey
which I am not a part of
and that’s okay
I can’t sleep
I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
why do we use :o when ö exists
WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING ALL MY LIFE
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flames and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious